so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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