But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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