go do what you do best...puke behind churches
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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