i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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