My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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