I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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