i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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