i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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