You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
