3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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