So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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