I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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