I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
