i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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