I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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