I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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