I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I party with great urgency now.
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