Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
