6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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