i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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