Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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