Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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