i need an iv and a liver transplant
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I need to align my fucking chakras
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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