Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
