don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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