u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm both gender and math confused
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