Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
