Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
