yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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