six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Randomize
