just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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