Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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