is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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