Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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