i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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