I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I want to fling myself into the sun
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??