she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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