quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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