no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Randomize
