i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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