I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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