How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Boobs speak an international language.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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