I must be too annoying 4 u.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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