Having a random hookup so left but love u
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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