Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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