i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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