as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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