I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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