brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize