even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
