gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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