Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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